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Good morning. Morning. Morning, Frank.

I thought you weren't going to join in for him and you're just going to leave me a strand of

your mind. I'm a bit awkward. Here to help. Morning.

You know, we've been here. We get here about an hour before the show.

We sit around, we read the papers. We taught like friends. Yes.

We put some bets on. We did this morning. We did. We don't normally put bets on.

I was at the story we were sticking with.

Well, generally, I worry about gambling, but I think when it's the Grand National Day,

you can go for it. What I don't like, can I say?

I've found Lavatikan.

Yeah, well, if they can't go out of the bag, who can?

Yeah, Lavatikan. And...

How many cocktails at dawn?

You can take a horse to holy water.

But it depends on what's being laid.

I don't like the pictures of box and women.

I never thought any of myself saying this.

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