The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Christmas Football
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2022
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
’Tis the season for yellow cards and Robbie Savage having a fight in the Christmas party chocolate fountain!
Jules, Luke and Jim bring you a comprehensive run down of that most unique of English football phenomena: the Christmas schedule.
From the *very* homely origins of the tradition, to some memorable Boxing Day moments in years gone by, we’ll run you through it all - and introduce you to the master Christmas truant! And no, it isn’t Kevin Nolan.
Merry Christmas from all of us here at the Ramble!
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