meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Flop House

The Flop House Movie Minute #21 - Who Watches the Watchmen's Penises

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2009

⏱️ 3 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Turns out it's Whoopi Goldberg.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

And now the Flop House Movie Minute.

0:10.2

So Elias, you got to go to a special screening of Watchmen recently.

0:14.7

Is that correct?

0:15.7

That is indeed correct.

0:17.1

I got to go to a special industry screening set up for industry people in the entertainment

0:22.2

industry, particularly the television industry.

0:25.4

They have these screenings all over New York for reviewers or people who are booking guests

0:31.9

for television shows.

0:33.5

And I luckily got to go to this one for Watchmen at the Warner Brothers screening room,

0:37.2

the Sunday before the Friday that it opened.

0:39.8

So I got like a five day jump on everybody and I was all like, ah, this is what they cut

0:43.3

out of the movie.

0:44.3

And no one wanted to hear what I would have to say about it.

0:46.8

But since it was an industry screening, it's a fairly small theater.

0:49.9

It was just me and a couple other people from work and Jimmy Fallon and Woopy Goldberg.

0:54.5

And so it was maybe the strangest audience I've ever been in for anything.

0:58.7

Mostly it was like seeing it at any movie theater where there's almost no one in the theater.

1:02.1

You're just sitting back and enjoying the experience of a three hour superhero movie with,

1:06.9

you know, extra gore and stuff like that.

1:09.0

But as everyone knows, the character of Dr. Manhattan played by Billy Crudeup is nude

1:13.6

through most of the story.

1:15.2

And whereas in the comic book, this is kind of tastefully portrayed.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dan McCoy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dan McCoy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.