And now, The Flop House Movie Minute.

We here at The Flop House have always wanted the chance to take on the work of Uva Bull,

the German director widely regarded as this generation's Ed Wood, who is primarily known

for his stellar work adapting video games, like that film version of House of the Dead,

you know, the one without the house in it.

We thought we'd have our chance with the released DVD of In the Name of the King, colon

a dungeon siege tale, then we discovered that the movie is more than two hours long and

we said fuck it.

We don't need more than 90 minutes to absorb everything Uva has to teach us.

But we didn't want to wait for our inevitable review of Blood Rain 2 to address this great

man's work.

So we'd like to announce The Flop House cast an Uva Bull film contest.

How does it work?

Well, Dr. Bull's strength as a director comes in large part from the Bizarre Casts

he's assembled.

Bull started slowly by using the relatively tame, alone in the dark to pair Christian

Slater and Stephen Dorf with terror read, a mere, a peritif for crazier cast to come.

In Blood Rain Terminator 3 is Cristiana Lachin, rubbed shoulders with Michael Madsen, Udo

Kier, Mithloaf, Michael Perry, lost Michelle Rodriguez, Oscar winner Ben Kingsley, and

Flop House favorite Billy Zane.

But cast wise, in the name of the king, colon and dungeon siege tale is clearly his deranged

masterpiece.

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