In this unedited edition of the Flop House, we learn the error of our ways

by watching the slapstick right-wing comedy, an American carol.

Hey, welcome to the Flop House. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm steward Wellington.

I'm Elliott Kalen. I don't need to say uh before my name.

No, you don't, but I didn't. I didn't.

Sure. But I like this. I'm Elliott Kalen's, that it sounded like I was saying I am.

Yeah, no, that's pretty good. Tonight we watched a little film.

Very little film. Yeah, sure. It was 80 minutes, 82 minutes, 82 minutes.

Probably that include the country music closing minutes with credits.

Film called an American carol as opposed to the French carol and the German carol.

Egyptian carol. Yeah. Japanese carol. Or my aunt carol lives in New Jersey.

No, no kidding. It was a takeoff of the Charles Dickens Christmas story.

Take quick papers. In America, in American great expectations.

So it was an homage to, what do you say, homage?

What? The Christmas carol. Yeah. It's a ripoff. It did the same thing that you

wouldn't say, Omar. The same way that sitcoms used to every year around Christmas,

do their Christmas carol episode or be like, what if Erkel was never born?

I guess you know, or you will have to find out.

And now it's a good by four ghosts. That's there's a wonderful life thing.

Yeah, Erkel is invited by three ghosts. One of them played by elf.

And now every year the Republicans are going to do their version of a Christmas carol.

An American carol. And their version of it's a wonderful life.

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