On this episode we discuss one missed call, the scariest movie based on a thing that your answering service says.

Welcome to a flop house listeners. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm Elliot Kaylen. So this needs to be addressed.

Stuart, you're wearing some very small bathing shorts. Yes, swim trunks. Why why is that? I just bought some and I thought I thought it like it, you know, would be really comfortable.

Just for laughs, you thought you'd change into your sort of speed. Is it very comfortable? Well, they're comfortable and I didn't think laughs. I thought maybe, you know, it'd make me look good on the podcast.

How does it feel? Would is cradled the right word? Do you feel cradled right now? Yeah, I feel like a nice hand is cupping everything. So let's paint a picture for listeners.

Stuart's wearing some converse shoes. Filthy converse shoes. Filthy white socks. And then there's a big, big expanse of barrel leg going up to.

Very pale. What I would describe as a strip of cloth covering his junk area. And then a yellow t-shirt that says my best friend is Jesus.

The big Jesus ministering to children. You got a compliment for the shirt. Yeah, I got a compliment on the shirt and the shorts obviously and for his package. Yeah, well awkward.

So, but in non swim trunks news, we watched one miss call tonight. Yeah, that didn't make me feel cradled. We're good. No, although I got to say, I don't want to go. I don't want to skip ahead too far to the ratings already.

But this is a winner compared to some of the ones that we've seen. Well, certainly compared to what we've watched recently. Yeah, I mean, it's not coming out of 10,000 BC.

This movie was 12,000 years later and like a hundred times better. But anyway, one missed call, starting Shannon Sassamon.

Sassamon, yeah. And Edward Burns. Yeah, Shannon Sassamon is in like my least favorite movie of all time. I don't know if we've addressed it.

Yeah, 40 days and 40 days. We did. Yeah, right. You encouraged people to check it out from their local video store and then throw it away.

Yeah, that offer still stands guys. Nobody's had to ask me to compensate them for that. Because they felt good after they did. Yeah, obviously his worth the money. Yeah.

So, as I said during the movie, Shannon Sassamon and Ed Burns, two of the most expressive actors of their generation, just real...

I think this is our second Ed Burns movie, right? Sound of thunder.

I think the only way it could be less expressive is if it was Charlie Rose and that one rich socialite who had all that plastic surgery, so she looks like a cat woman now.

Like two people who can't move their faces at all. Yeah, well Shannon Sassamon just looked worried throughout the whole movie.

And Ed Burns is playing... Ed Burns looks ashamed.

The note of gravelly.

That was his solo album, Songs in the Key of Gravel.

And of course, and a beautiful performance by Ray Wise also.

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