In this episode of the Flop House, we discuss Jumper, the heartwarming true tale of the inventor of the Jumper Cable.

Hey everyone and welcome to the Flop House. My name is Dan McCoy. My name is Stuart Wellington.

And I'm Matt Koff. Yeah, Matt Koff is joining us as our special guest.

Elliot Kalen, regular co-host, Elliot Kalen, was going to be here and then his cruel overlords at the Daily Show had him stay late to do something

probably much more important than a poorly listened to Flop House. I doubt it.

As much as I like to burn Elliot for being a wimp, shouldn't you make it sound like we had intended Matt to be here to make him feel better?

Oh yeah, Matt. Wait, what?

I was like, who's a totally sweet guest we can get and I thought my friend Matt Koff.

Yeah, I figured that's why you only told me an hour in advance.

Yeah, 30 minutes into the movie.

Let's be totally upfront here. Matt was good enough to come by and sub in for Elliot halfway through the movie literally.

He showed up almost precisely at the halfway point.

Which is 40 minutes, I think, right? No, 50 minutes.

This film was a trim without credits, 83 minutes long.

You're okay. So he got here at 42 minutes in.

He actually got there later than that. Jesus. So he's less than half of the film.

How do you feel about that, Matt?

Well, from what I saw, I feel pretty good because I imagine that movie was not good in its entire form.

That's what the conclusion, the day you want will leave here.

Yeah, I'll just say that. I saw it and I was like, I don't need to see the rest of this movie.

Yeah, you're not going to go back and run.

I'm not going to jump back to the beginning.

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