Welcome into the freaking show, everybody. This is the Rob Gucci show. Checking in from a little place called Miami.

What a city. This city is a different country. I have not heard anyone else speak English.

And if you listen to this show, you know that I like that. I like a little flavor.

I just, I don't know, what's it called when you hate white people?

I can't think of the word, but I don't hate white people, but I do like a little bit of

flavor in my mouth.

So, listen, I think I've made my decision clear.

I need to eventually figure out a way to be bicostal.

I don't know how I'm going to do it, especially with Manscaped. Not answering me back.

This episode is not brought to you by Manscaped. I'm supposed to renew. I don't know, really know what's

happening. The guy's kind of icing me. I definitely am digging myself into a deeper hole by even

bringing this up. And the reps over there at Manscaped, if you listen to the show, I know, I don't know how many

new listeners I'm going to have, but if you listen to the show, they give me a script to read

the advertisements and I just don't read them.

I just do my own rendition of them.

But it's been a good five years with Manscape, six years, whatever hell it's been.

I wish they would fucking just have some courtesy and email me back.

I mean, what the fuck are you guys doing?

It's bullshit to treat me like this, especially, you know, I'm in a stressful environment

right now in Miami Beach, Florida, surrounded by Russian women,

Costa Rica, Colombian women.

It's the beach, water, good food, great weather.

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