My name is Will DeFrees and this is the Sunday Scaries Podcast, your cure for the Sunday Blues.

You've been through all the engagement parties and wedding showers that you can stand.

The regular bar circuit has grown stale and you don't want to sit at home flipping through

the Apple TV menu trying to find something to watch anymore.

This means one thing and one thing only.

The interpreter, the adult dinner party.

They'll start few and far between.

No one really wants to surrender their place to the torment of their closest friends because

we all know that vacuuming kind of sucks.

But eventually it becomes easier than going out.

Easier than waiting in lines to go to bars playing top 40 songs you've never heard before.

Easier than being around people more enthusiastic about Rail Vodka than you.

You become just another person standing around talking about work while wearing a Brooks

brothers buttoned down underneath the Peter Millar Quarters Dip cashmere cotton blend sweater.

And I think we can all agree that you don't want to be that person in a busy bar.

It's a harsh realization, but it's a necessary realization.

You're an adult now and the parties you attend reflect that.

The differences between house parties as a young 23 year old and a group gathering as

someone in your late 20s will shock and horrify you.

These my friends are those differences.

The first is that the alcohol is actually provided.

Sure, you have to bring a bottle of wine as a gesture.

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