Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered.

I am Mary Catherine Ham.

I'm here with my co-hosts, as always, Vic Maddice of the Washington Free Beacon.

We are your morning show for any hour. We are slightly over-caffeinated and definitely underprepared, partly because

this administration moves very fast. I don't know if I've said it before, but this is like going from

Droopy the Dog to Sonic the Hedgehog. Like, it is a move. We have made a move. I kind of forgot about the pace of Donald Trump.

But we will get into all the news. There's plenty of executive orders still flowing. There were

200 out the starting gates. We got a free beacon story about weird stasi snitch lines for your speech

all over these United States of America.

We'll get into that. First, the president's going to Western North Carolina, which I appreciate

very much. And federal workers are going to be ticked off about everything in this new administration.

So anyway, before we get to that, how are you doing, Vic?

Hello, Mary Catherine.

I'm doing fine.

I'm calling an audible on my intro.

I was going to talk about Squid Game 2, but I'm going to save that for it.

That's really an evergreen.

I'll save that for a future episode.

I was reminded of something else as we're doing this remote, and I can see myself in the camera here. The listeners

can't. I'm turning more and more into like Asian poly walnuts from the Sopranos with the white

on the side of my hair, but the black on top, you know, I just need the wife beater now.

Looking at myself and I was reminded of the craziest thing that happened. Apparently,

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