The First Trump-Biden Debate Was a Colossal Train Wreck | Al Sharpton & John Cena

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Desi Lydic and Ronny Chieng provide secret coaching during the first presidential debate, Al Sharpton discusses "Rise Up," and John Cena talks "Elbow Grease: Fast Friends." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Hey, what's going on everybody?
0:06.9	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:09.0	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:10.4	Today is Wednesday, the 30th of September and here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:15.3	In these trying times, when we're spending so much time at home with our loved ones,
0:19.9	it's important to maintain healthy relationships.
0:23.5	So if you spent 90 minutes last night yelling at your TV, please make sure to patch things
0:28.0	up today.
0:29.0	Remember, you and your TV are in this thing for the long haul.
0:32.2	So be nice to it.
0:34.4	Anyway, on tonight's episode, two old men fight to the death.
0:38.1	Why desi-latic as whispering in Joe Biden's ear and Donald Trump might be racist?
0:43.2	So let's do this people.
0:45.4	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:49.8	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:54.4	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
0:57.9	Here's the dish.
1:00.5	Now that we've all had a full day to absorb the first presidential debate, let's really
1:06.1	sit down and talk about what we learned.
1:09.2	You know, take some time to analyze the policy disagreements.
1:14.3	Think through the important issues.
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