Where were you when Daniel Bryan became undisputed

W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. F.

Actually, where were you when the attitude era was born as Stone Cold Steve Austin won his first

W. W. first WWF Championship.

No, no, let's go back further.

Where were you when Hogan slammed Andre?

Further than that.

Where were you when a young fresh-faced luthares beat Orville Brown for the NWA World's Heavyweight Championship?

Let's go further back. Where were you when Gilgamesh battled Enkidu?

I mean, that last what is mythology, so chances are you weren't there.

I'm about to tell you the story of what is believed to be the first ever wrestling match.

Introducing first, the dazzling and sublime,

King of Europe Gilgamesh.

His opponents, wilderness warrior known as Ankydu the fighter.

We're going to get into the nitty gritty of the first ever wrestling match in a bit

so presume spoilers ahead okay but first I want to tell you about the ancient

Sumerians situated in the ancient region of Mesopotamia,

which is modern-day Iraq and Kuwait,

the Sumerians are considered the earliest sophisticated civilization.

It's written that through the help of the gods they were the first people to develop ideas like farming and carpentry.

They were also, so we're told, the first people to enjoy beer.

So next time you're on a night out after a hard day

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