The Fifth Hour: Sir Potty Mouth
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Ben Maller (produced by Danny G.) has a great Friday for you! Long-time caller and Maller Militia member Sir Scratch Off gives a sermon on Ben's language, then curses when the gremlins do a stealth attack on the remote studio. We also celebrate Quitters Day!!!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.0 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:32.8 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor, and we are hanging out together here |
| 0:41.7 | on a Friday, the, what is it today? |
| 0:45.2 | It's the ninth day of January. |
| 0:49.0 | And on this podcast, we have Sir Pottymouth and on the QD, but we're going to begin with this. |
| 0:56.1 | So on a weekly basis, the journey into the audio world that we do here, this being Friday, |
| 1:04.0 | and we have new podcast all weekend long, but we have come to accept many uncomfortable truths about life, |
| 1:10.1 | such as, as I've gotten older the |
| 1:13.5 | malar metabolism has entered the witness protection program which is why I do |
| 1:19.2 | extreme fasting on the daily on the daily and that every time I go to the grocery store and I go to check out, it doesn't matter what line I pick, |
| 1:34.3 | immediately the person checking out will want to have a long-term conversation with whoever they're |
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