The Fifth Hour: Nuclear Maller Meltdown
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Ben Maller (produced by Danny G.) has a great Friday for you! Audio snafu leads to torpedoing Maller Monologue and conniption fit. Plus, Ben gives a bonus Maller Monologue on college hoops point shaving scandal and educates the dingleberries who wanna ban sports wagering!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.1 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.6 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.1 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.9 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.9 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.9 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.4 | Wow. |
| 0:23.0 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.1 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:33.1 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor, because four hours a night are not enough. |
| 0:43.6 | And we do this eight days a week. |
| 0:45.5 | This would be, I think, the eighth day, right? |
| 0:48.2 | I'm a little confused because we did the overnight show, had a little bit of pause, came back in to the remote studio, and we have two shows |
| 0:57.8 | today. |
| 0:59.0 | And so, yeah, I think this would be the eighth day, right? |
| 1:01.0 | Because we have five shows a week, three on the weekends, and there's a little crossover here |
| 1:06.5 | on Friday in the middle of January. |
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