The Fifth Hour: Newbie Night Returns!
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Ben Maller returns to the Factory of Fun — the remote audio sweatshop powering another chaotic edition of the Fifth Hour Podcast! This one’s for the true P1 zealots of the Maller Militia as Big Ben takes a nostalgic trip through the legendary madness of Newbie Night. From Jersey to Vancouver, the phones lit up with unforgettable characters, viral moments, oddball legends, Moose McGillycuddy’s, Goldilocks, and the kind of late-night lunacy only nocturnal radio can provide. But wait, there’s more! Benny also dives headfirst into foodie fun territory with tales from the restaurant world, including the mystery of Apple Pie backed beans and the latest Burrito Bonanza winner — a tortured celebrity sports fan finally tasting victory. It’s sarcastic, absurd, spicy, and unfiltered. Listen, subscribe, give five stars, and spread the gospel with good old-fashioned word-of-mouth advertising!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:32.9 | In the air everywhere. |
| 0:37.6 | The fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor. |
| 0:40.8 | And you, as we are together in the audio sweatshop, that does not stop, the factory of funness. |
| 0:48.5 | Unlike the Cleveland Browns that have the factory of sadness, of course, you'll be the judge of that. |
| 0:52.9 | Today is day 149 doing some double dipping today. |
| 0:57.4 | We did the overnight show, took a little pause, came back in the remote studio here to |
| 1:02.2 | give you fresh pod. |
| 1:05.1 | We did the radio show. |
| 1:06.2 | Now we do the podcast. |
| 1:07.1 | There are 241 days left, and this is the final Friday podcast for the month of May |
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