If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough, think again.

He's the last remnants of the old republic.

A sole bastion of fairness.

He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

Wow.

The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now.

In the air everywhere.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor.

That would be me saying my name in the third person.

And Danny G. Radio, this is not the original recipe podcast.

That would be the overnight show during the week.

This is the extra crispy, extra spicy, fifth hour podcast only available here because we can say bad words like the word shit.

We can't say the word shit on radio, but we can say the word shit here on the podcast.

That's how you know it's a podcast, Danny, and not some broadcast thing on commercial radio.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

This past throwback Thursday on CNN, we were talking about America's best jingles of all time.

I know you're a jingle guy.

I love jingles. We brought. I know you're a jingle guy. I love jingles.

We brought that up.

Number one.

Radio station jingles, TV commercials, all that.

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