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The FBI Raided My House This Morning - After Dark #63

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.824.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2021

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Ethan has possibly the most unhinged Kavanaugh update yet...We also dig into some Jake Paul goofs, Melania's wild NFT situation, and much more. Jumpintoitrightnow

Transcript

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0:00.0

two hello hello it is Friday we're both early and late at the same time

0:08.8

that's a new one today's episode is sponsored by honey and hbl maps who we love so well

0:19.9

uh forgive me for being late lots of stuff going on that's all I'll say about that

0:33.9

um gonna be doing a little bit or a shorter you got to limit us to like I don't know maybe we

0:41.0

should just do an hour and a half today because we got it we got something going on and I got

0:46.0

hard out today but we did do like ten twenty four hour episodes guys this week so oh Gabe's

0:52.7

already here hey baby what's up wait hold on hold on wait whoa whoa is it too early we drop

0:57.3

in f bombs in the app oh my hold on Gabe no wait wait five seconds wait bring

1:03.8

bring Gabe out bring Gabe out bring him back in five minutes he's on too early for that for the

1:07.8

uh we're we're over a minute in we are okay hey baby you making gingerbread houses

1:17.6

and it's falling apart right now I'm just frustrated about it don't lie don't collapsing oh no

1:24.4

foundation fuck don't lie you ate that you ate that roof and I don't blame you that thing looks

1:32.7

delicious oh yeah oh yeah so you're in the you're in the christmas spirit huh oh yeah definitely

1:39.8

christmas spirit everybody's happy christmas weekend baby fuck baby fuck baby let me see the house

1:47.4

what you're working on you got the are those little jelly beans or little candy juice it's kind

1:53.2

of like candy juice which is kind of like part of it and then put some lights christmas lights

1:58.8

love and the wolf is falling off oh man well it's easy access for Santa if you want to be up

2:05.9

up to miss it oh yeah oh yeah that'd be a good idea yeah you can get the whole damn sleigh in

2:11.2

that house huh it could just go through the attic and then through the through the the fireplace I

2:17.3

guess through the stairs yeah absolutely you get more presents I think when you have no room it's

2:21.9

just easier access right now it's just frustrating to get cheap frosting that's like glue I wish

2:29.5

they make edible glue or something fuck you can eat glue yeah you can eat glue you can eat

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