Hello kids, this is Risk!

The show where people tell true stories they never thought they dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allison and every Thursday we release these special episodes that were calling

classic risk singles.

Each of these episodes features just one story from our earlier years.

If you're new to Risk, you should know that the podcast can be very uncensored.

This week a story by Molina Williams-Hawz that she first shared on the podcast in February

of 2012, here's Molina now with a story we call The Fat Lady Sings.

So many years ago when I first started having this relationship with this guy and the relationship

started off as just as fucking.

Basically I was at this pizza parlor and saw this really hot guy checking me out.

My friends were like, oh this guy's checking you out, you should go ask him out and I'm

horribly shy despite the fact that it seems that I would be really outgoing.

So I did the incredibly mature move of writing a note on a napkin, no lie, running up to

the counter and saying, don't be this until I leave and then I put it down, he starts

opening up and I'm like, oh my god, that one I ran!

And so my friends were like, mo-w Williams, famous BDSM sets educator, just gave the pizza

guy a note and ran away like a little bitch.

So half an hour later though, I had like two missed calls on my cell phone so he was

into what he calls me and he's like, hey, that was real cute, let's get together and

have some coffee and I'm thinking, okay great.

So we go out on this first date and we're hanging out and I came out to him as being

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