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The Toast

The Fast Five: Wednesday, December 17th, 2025

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Listen to the full episode here Hi Toasters! For your second episode this month we've got a regular-degular episode of The Toast. We are covering Rob Reiner's tragic murder, Taylor's new doc, big podcasting news and all the shows we've been watching. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the Toast Patreon.

0:02.8

Happy December.

0:04.4

It's a December.

0:05.7

It's a December to remember here at Patreon, not a sale.

0:11.2

The price is fixed.

0:12.5

Oh, yeah, not a sale.

0:14.0

Which works in times of inflation and in times of sales.

0:18.9

In times of surplus and in times of... Dirt plus. What are the opposite of surpluses? Welcome back, you guys. We are doing a very fun episode today because Claudia and I just wanted to do some girly-squarely chit-chat. We had like planned like a big themed episode, but we weren't ready to record it today. Wait, also, speaking of girley, can I tell everyone my journey with chat, Gt?

0:38.9

So, I don't know if you guys know this, but like a while ago, Revlon came out with a lipstick called Girlie Swirley. And actually, somebody from communications in Revlon, like, sent it to us being like, isn't this amazing? And I'm like, you stealing our language without compensating us. Yeah, we love it. Yeah. we actually reached out to our attorney who told us there's quite literally nothing we can do about it.

0:55.4

I'm like if we wanted to go to court

0:56.9

we don't um and it's just like a fun fact that if you go into literally any grocery store or

1:02.5

drug store that sells lipstick you will find a lipstick called girly swirley and I feel like people

1:07.9

didn't know that no because I didn't want to give the brand like any attention.

1:11.4

We didn't promote it. We weren't getting paid. So I saw somebody in our Facebook group was like, oh my God, was this a partnership? And I didn't know that there's a lipstick called girly swirley. Like the girls must be freaking. We're not. And I was reading comments and people were like, well, they didn't create girly swearly. I'm like, if we didn't create it, then who did?

1:29.4

Like, we literally did.

1:30.9

We did. reading comments and people are like, well, they didn't create girly, swirly. I'm like, uh, if we didn't create it, then who did? Like,

1:29.5

we literally did. We did. We did. There are other things that we've like popularized

1:35.0

but not created. Swirley. Girly, swirly, like, you could walk it all the way back. We did

1:42.2

create it. I can understand like white people would just assume it's

1:45.1

become so big that like i understand like you thinking like it was bigger than us yeah but it's not um

1:51.5

and so i went to chat chb t and i was like hey swirley can you let me know who invented girly swirley

1:57.6

and chat chb t was like well i believe there were like you know references

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