The Fanny Farter of Doom

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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In this episode we round up Series One with a little story about that time Laura ran across a beach like Miss Trunchball trying not to poo herself, why you should never go on fairground rides whilst on your period and wonder .... how far up her hoof did that bike pole go!?!?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, I just bought water.
0:04.0	Oh, I...
0:06.0	I went to take a drink of my...
0:12.0	And I literally just threw it into my face.
0:16.0	It's a whole massive, like, elite bottle of water.
0:18.0	I've just...
0:20.0	It's all...
0:22.0	I don't think a single drop went into my mouth.
0:26.0	I've actually got a wet minge.
0:28.0	I just got a wet minge.
0:30.0	I just don't know what it's doing to me, mate.
0:32.0	Did you not hear the panic?
0:34.0	It went on my nose and everything.
0:36.0	It's time to chat some ballads about fanatists and bum.
0:42.0	No topic is of limit for these bloody mouths found months.
0:46.0	So tell us all your secrets.
0:48.0	We like to share the truth.
0:50.0	Bad Sagittids and Edelworts and ice cubes up your...
0:54.0	No holes barred.
0:58.0	Bop, bop.
1:02.0	Hi, Laura.
1:04.0	Hello, Victoria. How are you?
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