The Family: We're off to basketball camp - #2539
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Trade your nails in for a soda and watch some women's basketball, because there's a paradigm shift in college sports. For the first time ever, more people watched the women's games than the men's. Is it because women are all extremely tall now? Is it because Caitlyn Clark is the new Michael Jordan? Maybe the men just suck this year.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the family with M. Howard Gelfand. |
| 0:09.0 | And Andy R. Bernard. |
| 0:11.0 | It's so funny you say that because people still either call you Gelfand or M. Howard Gelfand. |
| 0:17.0 | They never say, hey, how's Mike doing? |
| 0:19.0 | No, they never, they never have. Like when I was in doing? No, they never, and they never have. |
| 0:20.8 | Like, when I was in high school, for some reason, even though most people were called by their first name, I was called Gilfans. |
| 0:30.0 | Gilfans? |
| 0:30.9 | Now, mind you, I'm going to high school with intellectuals, right? |
| 0:33.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.3 | These are people, you know, who could just absolutely, you know, do geometry questions like, you know, like that I'd just be staring at. |
| 0:42.6 | They'd do it in 30 seconds, but they would still call me Gilfans. |
| 0:47.0 | Gilfans. I don't know. I don't know. |
| 0:48.9 | Maybe it was a pun that went over your head. |
| 0:50.7 | It could have been. Well, everything went over my head when I was in high school. |
| 0:55.1 | It's all true. There's no question. All right. What's new in the world today from the two of you? |
| 0:59.9 | A lot of work in our garage yesterday. My hands are not happy. Why are you working on your garage? |
| 1:04.9 | Because it's a mess. Or do you mean cleaning it up? |
| 1:08.0 | Well, we're cleaning it up and upgrading some things about it oh okay we got a uh |
| 1:13.6 | gonna be getting a new car relatively soon and we have to make a room yeah it's but wow yeah if |
| 1:20.3 | you have to make room that's a lot of work no doubt about that sure is so i was doing that for |
| 1:24.4 | eight hours yesterday no No question about it. |
| 1:28.3 | So Mr. Gelfand, I just, you know, |
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