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The Tom Barnard Podcast

The Family: We already used Murderapolis; someone think of a new one - #2644

The Tom Barnard Podcast

Complete Disaster Network

Entertainment News, Sports, Comedy, News

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Remember when you could walk around downtown in Minneapolis? Me either. But apparently in the days of yore, that was a thing people did. Of course, people also used to try to cure cholera with leeches, so there's a distinct possibility that downtown at 2 AM was still bad back then too and they just didn't know it.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the family with Mike Stretch Gelfand.

0:09.0

And Andy Bram Bernard.

0:10.0

What more could you ask for? That's all I have to say.

0:13.0

I want to read three headlines and then we're going to move on to the real news of the day.

0:18.0

Well, I mean, this is real news. Don't get me wrong.

0:20.0

It's real news. It's never good. Well, that's true. Liz Cheney will campaign with Harris and

0:24.2

Wisconsin while Trump holds a rally in Michigan. That's the number one story in AP. Who cares?

0:29.8

Well, it's like that, you know, the morning thing. Here's what's happening today.

0:34.9

Yeah. They want to make everything seem immediate. Like when you watch the ABC News with John Murr, and they cut to the reporter on site,

0:45.5

the first word they always use is tonight or today.

0:50.7

That's the exact first word they all use.

0:53.1

Why?

0:53.8

Because they want to make everything seem immediate.

0:56.0

Oh, I suppose.

0:56.6

So they'll say like, they'll say, breaking.

0:58.5

Yeah, well, they say today, more than 100 people are dead in North Carolina, you know, that kind of thing.

1:04.7

As opposed to yesterday.

1:05.8

As opposed to yesterday.

1:06.4

Right. Speaking of that, by the way, Florida communities hit by three hurricanes in a 13 months.

1:13.6

It says in a 13 months.

1:15.1

In a 13 months.

1:15.8

That's artificial intelligence.

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