The Family: The most fun city is the one that hasn't had a tragedy in a while - #2682

The Tom Barnard Podcast

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🗓️ 3 December 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Comedians aren't always given full credit for what they have to do. No matter where you go, there's always something horrible that happened recently. But the show must go on, so go out there and make it all better. That's why we like the podcast format. You can download it, then wait until you're in a good mood to listen.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with co-host Catherine Brandt
0:08.6	Hackmaster, Raftovi Basham, MD.
0:10.6	And Andy Brant Bernard.
0:12.4	See, got everybody covered, everything's good to go.
0:15.2	Any breaking news, any big news we should know about to kick things off?
0:19.9	The FDA is going to start putting some more crap in the dairy cows.
0:23.8	More crap?
0:25.1	More crap.
0:26.1	It's called bovar or something like that?
0:29.3	Bovar.
0:29.8	To keep them from farting.
0:31.5	To keep cows from farting.
0:32.8	It's not even approved.
0:34.8	Bovare.
0:35.9	Bovare.
0:37.1	Better air.
0:37.4	Reduces the amount of methane produced by cattle. Suppressing the... It's not even approved. Bovare. Bovair. Better air.
0:37.6	Reduces the amount of methane produced by cattle, suppressing the enzyme that combines hydrogen
0:43.2	and carbon dioxide to form methane.
0:45.7	I'm not going to eat it.
0:47.2	I got a question for you.
0:48.2	Oh, they'll eat it.
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