The Family: Lisa Ornstein teaches us the proper spelling and manipulation of "hoo-hah" - #2495

Tom Barnard Podcast

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4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Lisa is Tom and Kathryn's neighbor. She's also the author of If My Hoo-Hah Could Talk. Despite this show being called "The Family", the whole family is only here 3/5ths of the time. There's a reason we chose one of the two days not everyone is here to talk about hoo-hahs. It also, not coincidentally, is the day Gelfand is here. Today he was in one-liner heaven.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with Lonely Mike Gelfan.
0:09.0	Kevin Pittman.
0:10.0	And Andrew Bram Bernard.
0:12.0	Oh, what a lonely boy.
0:14.0	I love that song.
0:15.0	It's a great song.
0:16.0	Well, how about the Paul Anka song?
0:18.0	Lonely Boy?
0:19.0	Yep.
0:20.0	Yeah, I love Paul Anka.
0:20.9	Yeah, that was a great song.
0:22.7	Who was it that couldn't say his name, so he called him Palanka.
0:25.9	He couldn't say Paul Anka for some reason.
0:28.0	Well, normally I'd say Sid Hartman, but I don't know many interactions with Paul Anka.
0:34.0	Paul Anka, of course, you know this, but many people don't. He actually made his fortune with
0:39.7	the Tonight Show theme. He did. Absolutely did. He wrote the theme for the Tonight Show. I think he made
0:45.0	more money from that, far more money from that than he made from any song that he wrote or sang.
0:49.8	Really pretty decent guy, too. I was he talked to him a couple of times a very very pleasant guy well that's good
0:54.5	to know it is good to know polanka yeah he used to go on the tonight show all the time had a good time
1:00.1	with johnny carson all the rest of it so mike we have a guest today that should be here in about
1:04.6	10 12 minutes something like that she's written a book um i don't know the whole title.
1:11.4	It's kind of like something like what to do with your hoo-ha, something like that.
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