The Family Jewel Heist: the Testicle Thieves of Chicago

Ridiculous Crime

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History, Comedy, True Crime

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In 1920s Chicago there was a crime wave plaguing the city — no, not Al Capone and gangland mayhem — there was an epidemic of gland piracy, testicle thieves were out there stealing balls.

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0:00.0	Ridiculous Crime is a production of I-Heart Radio.
0:03.0	Hey Elizabeth Dutton.
0:05.0	Zarin Burnett.
0:06.0	Do you know what's ridiculous?
0:08.0	Oh my God, I do. I do.
0:10.0	Wait, wait, I had one for you. You go first.
0:12.8	No, okay, I go first.
0:15.4	Did you know that Kraft macaroni and cheese makes Kraft macaroni and cheese gummies?
0:22.1	Like actual like edible gummies? Yeah like weed
0:25.6	candies? No there's no there's no funky stuff in it. So then they're not
0:31.5	gummies. They're like gummy berry g not gummy. What do you think it tastes like?
0:33.0	They're like gummy bares, gummy worms, that kind of gummies.
0:36.0	Right.
0:37.0	Let me read you the product description.
0:39.0	The iconic craft macaroni and cheese now in gummy form.
0:43.2	Enjoy the fruit-flavored macaroni-shaped gummy mac and cheese
0:47.0	as a sweet treat or as a fun gift for birthday parties favors road trips
0:51.8	backyard barbecue or just a great tasting candy.
0:55.4	Delight your family and friends and serve them a bowl of gummy macaroni and cheese, no fork required.
1:01.6	Each box includes 5.62 ounces of delicious candy and then it comes in a three pack.
1:07.0	You can get them on Amazon. There's an argument in the Amazon reviews about what the actual flavor is.
1:13.7	It's not.
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