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The Family: If you're going to gamble, at least use your own money

Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6637 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Shohei Ohtani doesn't have what you'd call a hard life. After all, difficult things become much easier when you have 700 million dollars. But that does little to numb the sting of having your friend steal a bunch of your earnings and lose them to a bookie. Allegedly. Gelfand has a better idea: horse racing. Bet low, bet infrequently, and try not to care regardless of the outcome. That last one's the hard part.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the family with Mike Gell-Fan.

0:05.2

And Andy Bram Bernard.

0:06.5

We've got a lot of stuff to cover today.

0:08.1

There's no question about it.

0:09.9

I've got to ask you guys a question and all the listeners a question too because I look at this presidential election that's coming up.

0:16.4

And I see that, you know, certain people say things that are inflammatory.

0:20.8

You've got some people spending our tax money to pay other people's tax bills.

0:26.9

Well, how is it legal for you to use our money to buy somebody else's vote?

0:31.6

I still, how is that legal?

0:34.5

I guess the Supreme Court made it legal, huh?

0:42.1

Why? Is that even, so you're using money to buy people's votes, and it's not even your money, you shouldn't even be able to use your own money

0:47.1

to buy votes. Right. But what happened to America? You know, so many things.

0:56.8

So are any of them good?

0:58.3

No, no, of course not.

1:01.2

Unfortunately, that is the case, I guess.

1:01.6

I don't know.

1:03.7

We shall see how it is.

1:11.8

You know, what's so weird is finding people, I mean, do you find anybody that agrees with most of what you think?

1:17.5

I don't even agree with most of what I think. Well, see, that's going to be a problem.

1:20.1

Those intrusive thoughts. You can't agree with those.

1:26.0

No, I just wish they'd go away. Yeah, there's medication for that, isn't there? I think.

1:28.3

Yeah, but, you know. It's not fun medication. So many side effects, so as Andy suggests.

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