The Family: A tall drink of something other than water

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The Timberwolves, in an unusual break from Minnesota tradition, are doing well so far. What drove them to shirk our proud legacy of mediocrity we cannot say. What we can say is that there's good news: if such unorthodoxy is driving you to drink, you don't have to drink alone. Have your toddler pop open a bottle of scotch. You won't go to prison. Just don't be surprised if you lose visitation rights shortly thereafter.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with Alex Bram Bernard Rasmussen.
0:09.1	Andy Bram Bernard.
0:10.6	Co-host Catherine Brandt.
0:11.8	Why are you rocking out, Alex?
0:13.6	This music is just...
0:14.4	March into her own tune.
0:15.3	It's just I'm feeling the music today.
0:18.0	Rocking out, man.
0:18.8	I am having one of those try to get off a subscription plan
0:24.7	on the internet. Oh, those are fun. Why? Do they make? I thought I did it. And now all of a sudden
0:30.2	I got an email, your product will be sent to you shortly. It's like, no, no, no, no. And now it
0:36.3	doesn't recognize the password
0:37.7	that was saved on the computer.
0:39.3	There you go.
0:40.1	So now I'm trying to, I have to redo my password.
0:43.2	Why is it so hard?
0:45.0	And I always say I'm never signing up for a prescription again.
0:48.8	And then I do it.
0:50.4	Can't do it.
0:51.4	No, it's this laundry detergent stuff that doesn't have plastic bottles.
0:56.9	I'm trying to save the world here, but I don't like the product.
1:00.9	What is it?
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