The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

As the sun sets and twilight arrives, the ghosts of magic hour appear on the horizon. Your callused hands work furiously to finish attaching the buttons to a new pair of slacks that hide your tiny calves while simultaneously accentuating the hills and valleys where the boys reside. As you take a break to demand that the lotion be placed into the basket, you place your new face on top of your own, marveling at the gentle beauty and the exquisite cheekbones. Your breath is momentarily lost as you realize that you've been reborn, and my gawd do you look fabulous, honey. Download Fetch now and use code BALD and get 3000 points on your first receipt! Go to: https://fetch.thld.co/bald_0222 Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:29.8	There's something so romantic about winter and I don't know whether that's just because
0:35.0	I'm a bit for homebody and I love a 5. But I think it's just the holiday period. It's
0:40.2	just for me, it's the most romantic period. And I think anyone who's listened to my records
0:45.4	will know that I'm quite a big fan of romance.
0:48.4	Joy in every sip with red carp's now back at Starbucks.
0:56.0	My amenders presents Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens, an audible original drama.
1:01.3	The young gentleman's name would be Oliver. Oliver Twist.
1:06.5	With Brian Cox as Fagin.
1:08.7	What have you seen? Street by.
1:10.7	Nicola Cochlan as Nancy and Daniel Callugher as Bill Sykes.
1:15.0	Oh look at me like a hello to my lawyer.
1:17.0	I love you, baby.
1:18.0	With original music by Dan Gillespie's cells, subscription required, see audible.co.uk for
1:24.8	terms.
1:25.8	Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of The Balled in the Beautiful.
1:34.5	I am Tricks Patel, The Balled.
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