The Eye of the 5' 9" Walrus

The Raven Effect

Comedy, Sports, Wrestling

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Rich is back, and this time he's pissed ... which really isn't any different than before, but at least he's back, right? Big news about Rich is revealed which you will find shocking, and all the medical needs of Raven and the eenie meanies; The origins of the punk rock movement; How a picogram of drugs can ruin you, despite no one knowing what a picogram is; Why don't people get health insurance? Proper airplane seat reclining etiquette; Rich is having fun with virtual backgrounds, transporting himself all over the country, which is a perfect reason to subscribe to the Patreon for only $5 a month, Newest chart rankings, and of course, all the usual perversions.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piando Ferries, there is another way.
0:30.0	The world is a vampire. The Raven Effect
0:35.0	Effect with Pro Wrestling Superstar Raven,
0:38.0	A Cornicopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.
0:41.0	Critics have hailed it is everything from...
0:43.0	Who's this raven jerk? And...
0:45.0	If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling,
0:50.0	well, this is the show for you. The spider my rage I am still just a red and a cake.
0:57.0	The spider my rage I am still just a rat in a cage. Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies, and reprobates. This is Raven. The Hello and welcome it's the Raven Effect Podcast and yes the matter whether it's rain or shine
1:27.4	we bring you a live hornblowing and slide whistling at every episode no we No, we don't use a memorex. You gotta be old
1:36.5	remember that reference. We don't use tapes that is a real live me,
1:41.9	honest the goodness, playing the horn and the slide whistle and when I say playing I mean blowing it or
1:46.2	Tooting on each once and then tooting in my jurors and then that's that's the boy that he had big boobs on the facts of life.
1:54.0	That sounds like you're talking about shit in yourself,
1:56.0	breathing.
1:58.0	Exactly.
2:00.0	You said Horn,
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