The eX-Files: 1.01 Pilot | An X-Files Podcast

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🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

It's the inaugural episode of The eX-Files, and FBI Agent Dana Scully has been assigned to write field reports on (and become best friends with) Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder. Our first X-File has us going to Bellefleur, Oregon where the Class of '89 simply cannot stay away from the woods, where Scully takes a bath in the dark and gets some mosquito bites, and where Mulder has a f*cking blast losing 9 minutes of that most beloved of universal invariants: TIME!!! Could it be the stinky alien babies?!?!?! Come with us on our newest podcast rewatch adventure, where Jenny Owen Youngs is showing her ex-wife Kristin Russo each and every episode of The X-Files one at a time. Producer LaToya Ferguson gives this X-File a scary rating of 2.5/5 Grey Metallic Implants

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0:00.0	Oh, hello.
0:01.7	Hello.
0:02.4	It's Jenny and Kristen.
0:04.2	We are here at the top of this, a brand new podcast,
0:07.9	to tell you that before there was an episode one
0:10.3	of the X-Files covering the pilot,
0:12.9	there was in fact an episode zero.
0:16.1	Honestly, this sounds like an X-File in itself.
0:18.6	That's right.
0:19.4	We're going to crack the case right here in this tiny little ad.
0:22.6	Last week, we did a very special live taping
0:25.6	where we sat in Jenny's studio together.
0:28.2	Can you believe it together in Maine?
0:30.7	And I made all of my predictions for what I think will happen
0:35.1	in the television series, The X-Files, a show I have never
0:38.6	before seen.
0:39.5	I asked Kristen for her theories and also found out
0:42.2	if she could tell the difference between comic book villains
0:45.4	and X-Files characters slash case files.
0:49.6	I didn't do that bad.
0:51.7	Honestly, I was impressed.
0:53.5	Thank you.
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