Starbanes, Avenue. Welcome to the smoothies, the Eugenius

Schiazky Memorial Society Awards for Excellence in Smooth Music.

I'm Jeff and I'm Casey Casey who can we expect to see tonight?

Darrell Hall and John Oates no fan-halons David Lee Roth.

Nope Napoleon and Hitler.

Definitely not.

Okay let's start over.

Welcome to the smoothies.

The Eugenius Yatsky Memorial Society Awards for Excellence in Smooth Music.

With appearances by J.D. Riznan, David Lyons, Hollywood

Steve, and of course Hunter.

Now please give a warm welcome to your smoothie host, the smoothest of the smooth.

Quincy Jones. Y'Aps. Thank you. Beyond Your Rock.

Thank you. Thank you.

I am Quincy Jones. Welcome to the Smoothie Awards motherfucker.

You may know me is the guy who, I'm the only guy on the planet who can make that ding-dong

Michael Jackson seem cool you know he's a

weirdo he orders his big mac with small fries you know but I made that motherfucker

sound cool man you know

know, man that motherfucker like sucking some big memory jammeries you know you

know guys that's right all right smooth music that's what we're celebrating

today right back in the day.

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