When I grow up I want to work for a woke company like super woke when I grow up when I grow up I want to be hired based on what I look like rather than my skills I want to be judged by my political beliefs. I want to get promoted based on my chromosomes.

When I grow up, I want to be offended by my coworkers

and walk around the office on eggshells.

And have my words policed by HR words like Grandfather peanut gallery long time

to see no can do when I grow up I want to be obsessed with emotional safety and do workplace sensitivity training all day long.

When I grow up I want to climb the corporate ladder.

Just by following the crowd.

I want to be a conformist.

I want to weaponize my pronouns. What are pronouns?

It's time to grow up and get back to work.

Introducing the number one woke-free board in America red balloon dot work.

Oh no no it's it's happening it's happening is happening is how we can intro the show

yeah is it?

To another headline drama unfolding in the light what do we listen? What are we listening to this?

ERL seasons,

Can't we get it right?

Braint was out, then he's back in the fight.

Kevin Smith he had to go. Where's our stability? Back in the fight?

Kevin Smith he had to go.

Oh what?

Oh! We signed his post,

Can't handle the show.

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