The Early Bird Got Cancelled

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Davi is back at iHeart studios visiting with comfort human, Moote! They discuss awkward first-time-condom-buyers, safety in “soaking”, & the truly important questions about our fast food representatives. Like what IS Grimace? And where has Ronald been hiding The Early Bird all these years?! These two fools have theories.

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0:00.0	It's Davi the scapegoat broadcasting from my hard studios.
0:06.0	Davi hanging out at the I Hard Studios, myself Brian Moot, we are just hanging out.
0:10.5	I was talking to somebody and they're like, you and Davi had a farm off and I'm like,
0:13.6	yeah.
0:14.6	And I think she's, I swear to God, I think she said she's eating squirrel or something
0:17.9	I think I lost.
0:18.9	Or like someone killed an animal that's not like usually killed.
0:22.6	I don't like your dad shot like a wombat or something.
0:26.0	I don't know anything about West Virginia.
0:28.0	I remember.
0:29.0	It's like you could have been like, yeah, my dad strangled a wombat, put it on a spit.
0:33.2	There were a few different things.
0:34.6	One of them, I know one of them was that my brother killed a turkey out of season with
0:39.2	a wrench.
0:40.2	Yeah.
0:41.2	Do you throw it?
0:42.2	He threw it because he was fixing a fence for our, we had buffalo and horses and he was fixing
0:47.0	the fence because it had got like stampeded.
0:49.5	So he's over there thinking and the little turkey was down the hill like doing the thing.
0:55.6	So he's like, he got tired of it. He said after an hour, he threw the wrench and hit him
1:00.4	like in the neck-ish area and then the turkey didn't get up.
1:03.8	So.
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