The Duracell Pink Sausage Wand

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5.0 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

In this weeks episode we discuss why it's important to find your clit and give it a good old rub down, why Laura's dildo is probably floating around the ocean, interrogating innocent sea turtles and how pears make for quite a wonderful butt plug.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, I'm literally almost unconscious.
0:03.6	Why?
0:05.6	I don't know.
0:06.6	I'm going to make some funny quip.
0:10.6	I just realised it was no funny whip to go with it.
0:13.2	I don't know.
0:15.2	I'm sorry.
0:17.2	I need my aspirin, Hela.
0:19.2	It's time to chat some ballads about fannie to some bum.
0:24.2	No topic is all the limit for these potty mouths found months.
0:28.8	So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
0:32.8	Bad Sagittids and Edelwords and ice cubes up your oof.
0:37.0	No holes bothered.
0:41.0	Victoria?
0:42.0	Yes.
0:43.0	I would like to ask something.
0:45.0	Oh, yes, go on then.
0:46.6	How are you?
0:47.6	Ah, well that's not very exciting.
0:50.6	But yeah, I'm alright.
0:52.6	I am no longer the sole provider of childcare for my children.
0:57.6	They went to Batsonessory yesterday, the pair of them.
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