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🗓️ 17 August 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | Guys, welcome back. Before we get to the episode, you know we're sponsored by Jose Cuervo. It's 100% agave tequila. They have a long tradition in making this stuff. It is delicious. I like the Cuervo Cristolino. I like fast forwarding friendships and taking shots. Liam, I don't know about you, but this is my favorite tequila. And we drink it at the stand-up shows, you host. Yes, we do. Does it help you loosen up when you get up there in front of the crowd? |
0:02.6 | It does. Sometimes it gets a little bit too loose from being quite honest with you. But that's a you problem. Yeah, that's a me and my genetics problem, but I was drinking some Jose Cuervo this weekend, taking some shots with the boys. We went out a little ago. And it was perfect, dude. It was just perfect. It was perfect night out with my friends and everybody kissed and it was a good time. Well, I love being part of the Cuervo family. Guys, go get some Cuervo. Drink responsibly. mix in a water. Shout out to Cuervo again. |
0:55.9 | And before we get to the episode, another word from one of our sponsors. |
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1:13.6 | friday that's drinkag1.com slash almost friday you're telling me that i'm going to get a free |
1:18.4 | age you one travel pack with my first purchase yes sir all right sounds good all right it's good in the |
1:22.7 | episode well can i start off a character yeah that is that is a bold move. And I like it. |
1:28.1 | I thought, let's be bold today. I'm down for being bold. Do you actually like this? This feels wrong. As long as we don't do all them off the back, because then everyone's going to just fucking tune out after this. I'm just doing one. Okay. And you're involved. But you can't. it's uh uh, we're on, we're news. |
1:44.3 | Hey, bra. That's fine with me. |
1:46.2 | All right. Ready? |
1:48.0 | Hit me, Beast. |
1:49.8 | You can't be on your phone for my character. |
1:51.6 | Oh, I didn't know it was, okay. I was pulling up 23 to me. |
1:55.9 | Breaking news here. |
1:58.0 | Bobby Altoff has removed the Drake podcast from YouTube and now they are no longer following |
2:02.7 | each other on Instagram. Reports are saying that Bobby removed the episode and unfollow Drake because |
2:08.8 | he, quote, farted on her pussy. Drake's team released a statement this morning on Twitter saying |
2:14.5 | that Drake has never farted on anyone's pussy. |
2:23.5 | She queefed during the podcast and everyone in Drake's crew, including Drake, laughed so hard. |
2:30.4 | Now she hates Drake for laughing and she cut the queef from the episode, but trust me, it's stunk. |
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