The Diceman Cometh (w/ Dave Smith, Luis J. Gomez & Andrew Dice Clay)

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2018

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

On this episode we find Big Jay Oakerson sharing stories of running into a gay bar in desperate need of a toilet only to find to the bathroom “occupied,” going on a school trip to the Hershey Factory in Pennsylvania, followed by tales young love with guest hosts Dave Smith and Luis J. Gomez. Later, listen as Andrew Dice Clay calls into The Bonfire to show his respect for Big Jay and then how the guys spot Paris Hilton outside the studio and what they do to try and get her to come onto the show. SUBSCRIBE NOW for the best of The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder and listen every Monday thru Thursday at 6pm Eastern/3pm Pacific on Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM, channel 95!

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0:00.0	Hi I'm Dan Soder.
0:02.0	I'm Big J. Ocasin.
0:03.0	And you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire.
0:05.0	Stay tuned to hear some of our favorite moments from this week.
0:07.0	You can listen to the Bond Fire Live every Monday through Thursday from 6th APM on Comedy Central Radio.
0:12.0	Serious XM95 or on demand on the Serious XM app.
0:16.0	Also be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire, SXM.
0:20.0	I used to live in the West Village.
0:23.0	Jacob are you going to tell?
0:24.0	Are you stoned now?
0:25.0	I'm going to tell some crazy story we haven't heard before.
0:27.0	Well yeah.
0:28.0	I used to let my uncle really ram it into my shitter.
0:33.0	He would take me to buy toys.
0:35.0	I used to live the street was Gay Street as the name of the street.
0:40.0	But there were, it was the village of where it's like gay bars all around where I lived.
0:47.0	But I would go to this 24 hour gym because I worked at a restaurant so I would go after.
0:52.0	It was late at night.
0:54.0	It was like one in the morning I was coming back from the gym.
0:58.0	And I just turned on to my street.
1:02.0	And I looked to my right and there's two guys sitting on an apartment step.
1:09.0	And one of them is just blowing the other guy on the street.
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