The Death of Pinocchio & Alternate Transportation Methods - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, we hear a stellar celebrity impersonation by Mike. We also discuss peeing in the front yard, revealing tattoos, having kids with the same name, and literally anything else you can think of. We close the show down with a draft of alternative transportation methods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube

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0:00.0	Spitwads, you should not have to choose between a great shave and a fair price.
0:06.4	Never, never.
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0:11.6	They give you a close comfortable shave at a fair price.
0:14.5	And that's two bucks a refill as well on the blades.
0:18.0	I have been using Harry's for years upon years.
0:21.6	Sounds like you're not choosing between those two things.
0:24.7	I am not choosing between them and I love Harry's.
0:27.3	I've used them for probably five years now.
0:30.6	And listen, they're a young brand.
0:32.3	I remember when I was a young brand, man.
0:34.1	Yeah, that was a long time ago.
0:35.7	They're a young brand, but they've embraced centuries of blade making tradition.
0:39.4	They bought their own factory.
0:40.3	They make the best blades.
0:41.7	There are not gimmicks.
0:42.7	They have fair prices.
0:44.0	This is not a tough sell when I talk about Harry's.
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