The Day of No April Fools Jokes

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, News, Music, Music History, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

The Elvis Duran and The Morning Show kick off your weekend with a PACKED show! We started the show by being asked "where do babies comes from"?!?!? With the grammy's this weekend, we see how well you know Grammy music! If you found out a coworker had a sex tape, would you watch?

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:06.0	Sleep with one eye open.
0:10.0	I wake up to you every day with my alarm clock.
0:12.7	I love you guys.
0:13.5	You guys keep me awake.
0:15.9	I wake up to you every morning.
0:17.3	You guys keep me away.
0:19.4	You taught me to never let anyone but hold my furniture. Oh my God, sloppy seconds. Every night you guys do the bus. Where are my pants? You taught me to never let anyone but hold my furniture.
0:22.4	Oh my God, sloppy seconds.
0:23.9	Every night, you guys playing that loud.
0:25.7	Bo boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
0:26.8	I can't sleep.
0:27.7	Stupid.
0:28.3	You call me with this bullshit.
0:30.3	Hey, Nate, how many times have you messed around with yourself while looking in a mirror?
0:33.9	Oh, jeez.
0:34.5	I couldn't possibly calculate that.
0:36.4	Oh, jeez. I couldn't possibly calculate that. Oh, my God. I cannot believe I got through. I listen to you guys every single day. Are you okay? Are you on drugs? I sniff seats. Here goes, Danielle. See what she does. This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. And here we go. Welcome to Friday. Our second favorite day of the week. It is April 1st. And we're going to pretend it's not April Fool's Day.
0:56.0	It's just April 1st. That's right. Because April Fool's Day is irritating. Yes. I agree with you. Yeah. Good morning, Danielle. Good morning. Hi, Gandhi. Good morning. Hello there, Froggy. Hello there. Yeah, well, hello here.
0:52.0	There's a scary.
0:53.1	Hello.
0:53.6	Scotty B's here.
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