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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Date & Megan's Roommate

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

Snl, Music Commentary, Comedy, Jorma Taccone, Digitalshorts, Tv & Film, After Shows, Latenightwithsethmeyers, Thelonelyisland, Latenight, Saturdaynightlive, Andysamberg, Akiva Schaffer, Snldigitalshorts, Sethmeyers, Music

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers are joined by special guests Will Forte and John Solomon! The group chats about opening weekend of The Naked Gun before going into two digital shorts starring Megan Fox: The Date and Megan’s Roommate. Show Notes: The Date | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SBo5wzn4MI Megan's Roommate | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkiVFQyPqAU Akiva on Jake Tapper | https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/31/entertainment/video/the-lead-akiva-schaffer-the-naked-gun-movie-police-squad-jake-tapper Seth's Late Night Staff Corrects His Pronunciation of ""Croissant"" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTIvM64YFbw Potato Chip - Will Forte | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4asQ1-vUugA&t=19s Xavier: Renegade Angel | https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQl8zBB7bPvJh3KIb9uSW4CvIeEkvXRZQ Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired. Photos and anything else mentioned in the episode can be found by following us on Instagram @thelonelyislandpod Support our sponsors: Quince Level up your bedding with Quince — you’ll feel the difference right away. Go to www.Quince.com/island for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns Wonderful Pistachios Grab a bag today. www.wonderfulpistachios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, it's the lonely island and Seth Myers podcast show.

0:10.6

Hey, everybody.

0:12.1

Welcome to the podcast.

0:13.4

We got one person missing, but two filling in.

0:17.2

Hi, fellas.

0:18.8

Okay, we're off to a hot start as far as replying to me. Hi. We're joined by a couple of friends of the pod, Will Forte and John Solomon, because they worked on a very memorable short that we're going to get to. But I can also say hello to Andy and Akiva. Hi, guys. Pium, p, p, p, p, p, pume. So happy to be here. Big fan, Quaid Army.

0:35.2

Reeous, Kail. I would love to just kick things off by wishing Akiva a happy naked gun day. Today is the official opening of naked gun. We're talking to you on August 1st. Thank you. Thank you for wishing that on me. And to you and yours as well. thank you. I mean, I am celebrating. Maybe not to the same extent

0:37.3

as you, but there's

0:58.1

certainly jubilation ringing from the many towers of the kingdom. Thank you for putting it

1:02.8

exactly that way. You're quite welcome. I have seen many, many acolades. Yes, acolades.

1:10.7

Oh, the acolades are pouring in, Maciba. Yeah. Yeah. If there's a drink at the Shaffer household today, it's Pina Acalada, right? Is that what you're drinking? Pena Alcalada. Oh, Liz is in the kitchen with the blender just picking those up for me right now. Do you want a mejor Akalata?

1:24.4

No, just a pina. I know you only care about the Rotten Tomato number, so I will ask. What are we holding at right now, Keefe? Oh, well, I think we're at 90, but... It's 90. I've been vigilant. With how many counted? Let's see. I'm going to tell you, it's ever, ever on my phone. Bro, 90?

1:26.8

For a studio comedy?

1:47.4

Andy,

1:55.6

check again, bud. 91, brother. As of this recording, 91% out of 170 reviews. Do you know how many people that is, Seth? That's a lot. 170, dude. That's a lot of reviewers. That means people are

2:00.4

taking this movie seriously,

2:01.6

which is the best thing in the world for a dumb movie. Forte, you've never done anything that even came close to that, dude. Right? I know. I was going to say, what's the gap? Keeve, what was the previous high? Nebraska probably was pretty high. Yeah, no, Nebraska. Don't take all my talking points. I was going to bring it.

1:57.5

Hang on.

1:57.8

I'm going to just quickly check Nebraska.

2:01.2

91 on the dot. Oh, Keith. Oh, it's tied with Nebraska. I'm going to start a magazine. They do have 253 reviews, though, Keeve. Oh, 253? Yeah. Shit, that's a long... Another hundred to hold 91. It's pretty tough. Yeah, you got a long way to go. Interesting. So I have a question, Forte, you just said you're going to start a cinema reviewing magazine. My question is, will you write a negative review about naked gun to bring it down a peg or a positive review about Nebraska to bring it up a peg? How are you going to approach this? Because it's a good plan. I mean, do both, right? Because I'm going to write a positive review about naked gun. Oh. Because I care about my friend. Oh, wow. It's really something. And I don't care about status and, you know, tomato meters. No. Yeah. Even though we all know that the tomato meter is the definitive way to know if a comedy is good.

3:08.2

Yes, that's true. That's true. So, Forte, is that mean that Nebraska and McGruber is a perfect

3:13.2

hundred? If you add them up together? Yeah. Yeah, essentially.

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