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The Dallas Cowboys Episode / Happy Birthday Bianca

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

  • Parade bad
  • Smell worse
  • Give Gravedigger a gun
  • Pre-writers busted
  • Fun new game for first responders
  • We know how to fix the NBA Finals
  • Souvenons-nous de quelques gars de chaise
  • Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
  • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
  • Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
  • Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
  • DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Transcript

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0:00.0

I didn't think we would see the endpoint horizon of, I know it smell crazy in there in my life,

0:07.2

but I do not, I cannot imagine knowing a place where it smells crazier in there.

0:12.4

There's so many layers of smell of meaning.

0:15.9

So like, I know that they're all eating way too much protein.

0:21.9

So they've got those horrible rock.

0:25.9

And by the rock, I mean the rock, the rock, like cod protein level farts.

0:31.4

Like, they have to be stripping the varnish off the inside of that plywood.

0:36.0

So the, whenever the white supremacists pile into a moving

0:39.3

vehicle, which they used to do with U-Hauls and based on visual evidence over the weekend,

0:46.0

what was it a, was it a Penske. A Penske. A Penske, which is since responded by saying that,

0:52.3

hey, the Springfield, Missouri Nazis are not allowed to use Penskees now.

0:58.0

So they're running out of fans they can use.

0:59.8

But when they pile into these things to jump out and harass people at pride parades or whatever,

1:04.7

they all go back in.

1:06.0

They'll go back in once they're inevitably chased off.

1:08.7

And then it's just like 40 dudes and khakis and masks all standing very closely inside

1:16.2

a metal box as the sun beats down in southern Missouri.

1:21.2

And if you're adding Dwayne Johnson farts to the mix, it's bad.

1:27.6

I hadn't even considered that part.

1:29.5

They've also, yeah, Spencer, you've done that diet before.

1:31.9

Can you, and I remember you saying things on an earlier episode about, you have spoken in very vague terms about what that diet did to your body before.

1:41.9

Well, can you talk about some of the smells they might be experiencing here?

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