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They're all great, and they're all super short.

And now, enjoy these American lies.

Lying.

It's as American as Apple Pie, or getting in a fist fight over a chicken sandwich.

And it's especially American now that the president is a ninja level liar.

Donald Trump lies so often that even his biggest lies can get lost in the free.

This is these American lies.

Have you ever told a lie?

Let's admit it, we all have.

Just this morning I was talking to the door man in my co-op, and he said,

Michael, do you know my name?

And I said, of course I know your name.

Don't be silly.

In reality, I have no idea what my door man's name is.

I think it's something Italian like Credenza or Gaba Goul.

So I lied to him.

Today's show is about lies.

People lie about all sorts of things.

They lie about their age, they lie about their weight, they lie about their whereabouts,

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