University of Maryland Global Campus was established to bring a respected state university education to working adults at home and abroad.

70 years ago, we sent professors overseas to educate service members and their families on military installations and on the front lines.

Today, we're online because that's where working adults need us, that's where you need us.

We'll support your

commitment to being a successful student with services that fit your lifestyle,

and we offer more than 90 programs and specializations for where you are and

where you want to be. University of Maryland University College is now University

of Maryland Global Campus. We go the distance because times have changed, but what we're made for hasn't.

UMGC offers online support for veterans, including resources at the Veterans Resource Center,

no-cost digital materials replacing most textbooks, virtual advising, transfer credits, and

lifetime career services.

Speak to our dedicated military and veterans advisors who can help you find the right degree for your career path. Visit UMGC.edu. Certified to operate in Virginia by Shev. yeah you damn right yes oh hell i was man i was up to a good start i'm ready to go and

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The last thing I saw was her sitting on my wife's lap,

and I thought she'll be cool.

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