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Alright, so I have a new fascination with this app, TikTok. I don't know what it is. I'm getting addicted when I get addicted to something and get dangerous.

Now, a lot of people don't know TikTok. I was kind of very against it at first. I guess it's something about the Chinese government owning your information or whatnot.

But anyways, I signed up for the site, and it's a lot of like dancing and whatnot. But it's actually a cool way to create like little funny bits.

Like me and Aaron made a TikTok in like 10 minutes where we use the voice from Taken, the one that's like, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. That one.

And we made it, dads are like on prom night, I believe. And then we, I did that scene where I talked and said, I don't know where you are and what we with, whatever. I'm going to find you. I'm going to kill you.

And Aaron was pretending to bang a couch, pretending it was a girl on prom night. And I was the dad that came in. I don't know. It was all fucked up. All I know is I've been doing these dances like fucking crazy now.

And I'm worried how long this phase will last. But I guess the girls like Addison Ray and all these big TikTokers, they have a house, I guess, called the hype house where all these TikTokers live.

And they stick like 14, 15 of them in a house in Los Angeles. I'm sure Scott and Aaron know more about this.

And we'll catch you up with them in a second about it. But they all live in this fucking house together. They just do TikTok dances all day long. So I would never want to live in a house like that. I think that's a little too extreme.

But yes. Anyways, all right. Let's go. Episode two beginning right now.

I love how I mean, that's that we asked these hard knocks guys to make us a song. I mean, they put a lot of effort into this obviously. They just got fucked up and just put the same soundtrack over and just kept screaming zapped.

But I love it. Good to see everybody. Episode two Bob Metalry, Scooty Wilson and fucking the informant Aaron Stigelbomber. Hello, gang. Good to see everybody in here tonight. I tell you guys I've been fascinated with this fucking TikTok. I can't get off of it.

I know I brought it up at the beginning segment, but I'm telling you what? Dude, it's pretty interesting how you try and say that you wouldn't want to live in those houses. I feel like I live in one of those houses with the way you've been these past few days.

Not a few days. It's been a 24 hour period. I haven't been doing this the whole time. I've been I got obsessed with TikTok after doing the doing the one with that girl that was dancing around or whatever.

Dude, now you walk around like a 15 year old girl. Like, dude, should I post this? Is this a good one? No, I don't do that. You're being a fucking dick. I have to ask, do you like the platform or do you like the girls on the platform?

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