The Crunch Signing off...
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Welcome to The Crunch: Dr. Ethan's dating corner. We had to give you all some perfect dating advice before we take a break. Don't worry tho, we are still handing out CONTENT look below!
In case you didn't know, we upload three days a week! Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday! Our Friday episode is exclusive to our supporters at $10/month and up on Patreon, which you can access at https://patreon.com/thecrunch
Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/thecrunchcast
Join our Discord community: https://bit.ly/crunchdiscord
Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands
Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Home to the Grudge, the only podcast is both good and plenty. |
| 0:03.5 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:05.2 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:05.7 | I'm not. |
| 0:05.9 | All right. |
| 0:10.6 | You came to the right place, you ding-dong. |
| 0:13.4 | It's called communication, baby. Welcome to Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner, the only dating podcast that has good advice. |
| 0:32.2 | It's your boy, Ethan, Rott. |
| 0:34.6 | And I am, Nurse Patrick. |
| 0:37.1 | Ethan, I had such a good idea no you didn't we got |
| 0:41.7 | we got to we got to be the judge of that we got to do a doctor Ethan's desk desk guide |
| 0:49.9 | like Dr. Ethan's desk manual like it's it a, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a diagnostic tool. It, we, we make, we do it, we do a dating book, but it's Dr. Ethan. All right. And it's like a desk guide like doctors would have on their, on their, on their, uh, you want to make Dr. Ethan's declassified dating survival guide. |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:12.6 | Make it look like a little composition notebook. |
| 1:15.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.7 | And then, yeah, I think that'd be really funny. |
| 1:18.5 | I would love to. |
| 1:20.7 | It is a good idea. |
| 1:22.4 | Do you think? |
| 1:22.8 | Remember back in like the mid 2000s, |
| 1:24.5 | whenever YouTuber came out with like a glossy hardcover, like book. You know, every YouTuber came out with a book. You don't remember that? No, no, I don't remember that. In the mid 2000s, I was playing PlayStation 2. I was playing Crash Nitro Kart. Yeah, you were. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah, you were. What is you say that? Like I'm some kind of, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, cartoon network kid. I was definitely, I was definitely a Nintendo McDonald's Disney Channel Disney World kid. Yeah. And then you have the Xbox Taco Bell, |
| 2:03.9 | um, Six Flags kid. Yeah. Yeah. He's, he's in his own. Those, those are the guys that |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Ethan and Patrick, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Ethan and Patrick and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.