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the cringiest kids ON THIS PLANET… (Best Stories to Chill/Sleep to)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime of the cringiest kids on the planet... This Story was absolutely Insane.

Thanks for watching today's storytime video, the cringiest kids ON THIS PLANET… (the cringey kid MOVIE) I hope you had lots of laughs listening to today's episode, as it was so fun, funny and crazy! Subscribe if you like storytimesHi, my name is Connor and I post fun storytime videos every day. I do my best to upload entertaining story time videos every day. #storytime

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0:00.0

From a kid who refuses to shower to a kid who genuinely believes that he is an emo, goth lord, vampire super, I don't even know, bro.

0:08.7

These are the cringiest kids of all time because welcome to the cringy kid movie.

0:14.6

Let's get into it.

0:22.2

Okay. We're crying, cry and cry. Like a ruin, and out of my world.

0:24.8

Okay.

0:27.5

How do I introduce a story like this, man?

0:29.1

I mean, you guys can read.

0:30.2

You've read the title.

0:35.9

All I can say is strap in, buckle up, because this is going to be quite the ride.

0:54.5

Subscribe if you're new and you enjoy stories. And let's call today's subscriber who submitted this. Let's call this guy Mason. So this all happened one day when Mason was in class. Mason was in fourth grade when this whole thing went down. And there's a kid who once again kind of like wore the same creeper shirt every single day. And it was like the creeper hoodie. And really that's not a big deal. Like if you want to wear the creeper hoodie, I don't really care. However, the mind,

0:58.6

we're just going to call the Minecraft kid, right? Because of the creeper hoodie. He wore it every

1:02.8

single day. And maybe, maybe, right, maybe he has a closet full of like 18 different varieties of

1:09.5

the creeper hoodie. Or maybe his mom does a load of laundry

1:12.9

every single day. Or maybe he's just wearing the same creeper hoodie every single day. I mean,

1:19.0

you guys can believe whatever you want, but I think one of those three are a little bit more

1:23.1

likely than the other. But anyways, right, so there's this kid called the Minecraft kid, because he wore the creeper hoodie every single day. And he was a little bit strange. And there's nothing wrong with you being a little bit strange. Like, I'm a little bit strange. I mean, I run a YouTube channel, man. I mean, that's already putting me in the strange category, unfortunately. But hey, man, I love the YouTube too much to like drop it or anything like that.

1:44.9

But sure enough, this all happened one day when the Minecraft kid was in class with Mason.

1:49.9

And the Minecraft kid raised his hand.

1:52.5

And another thing you need to know about the Minecraft kid is he would take bathroom breaks like six times per class.

1:59.0

And I don't know about you, but back in the day, I definitely used to go to the bathroom to, like, go on my phone or just take a break from the class. However, I would be very, like, a strategic with it. I wouldn't do it every single day. I do it, like, every other day. I would make sure that I wasn't away for too, too long, like maybe five minutes max. This kid, bro, would just abuse the bathroom break button. He was like spamming it, just try it. Like, I don't know, man. But every single day, go to the bathroom, minimum two times, maximum like six times. That's what I'm told at least. And sure enough, you know, once again, one day, the Minecraft kid raises his hand for the third time in class. And this has been going on for

2:35.3

months. And I just think at this point the teacher kind of just snapped and he looks at the Minecraft kid, he's like, yes. And the Minecraft kid says, hey, can I go to the bathroom? And here's the thing, right? The teacher should not have reacted in the way that he reacted because maybe this kid as like ibs or something maybe he has to go to

2:51.6

the bathroom like a ton per day however if he did it was not registered with the nurse or even if it was

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