the cringiest kid says he is "THE PRINCIPAL OF MY SCHOOL" (STORYTIME)
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🗓️ 30 November 2025
⏱️ 229 minutes
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Storytime of the cringiest kid, who actually thinks he is the principal of school, what a gen z kid cringe moment. These stories are super funny and hilarious, so try not to laugh at these cringey stories!
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| 0:00.0 | How's it going, Nerve 1? Today we have a story of a crazy furry who tries to eat this kid in class. |
| 0:06.0 | I know, no, no, no. You heard that right. No, no, no. Don't double check your hearing. You heard that 100% correctly. |
| 0:13.0 | So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new. We're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Sammy. |
| 0:20.0 | Real quick, I do want to say that if you are a furry or like to dress up as animals, look, I don't personally get it, but I have no hate for you. All love, trust me. As long as you don't do what the people in this video do, you're totally cool in my book. Same thing when I made the video on like the crazy dream stand. I don't hate dream |
| 0:37.9 | stands. I have all the love for you guys. But as long as you don't act like the crazy people |
| 0:41.7 | in these stories, I like you. So anyways, this all started when one day Sammy was innocently |
| 0:47.9 | walking down the school hallway. He didn't really think anything of it. I mean, bro, is this walking |
| 0:53.6 | to his hallway in school? Like, it doesn't matter, man. But at the end of the day, Sammy made a huge mistake, apparently. Because Sammy was walking. He wasn't really paying attention, and he bumped into this kid. And this kid, after he bumped into him, turns around. And Sammy was kind of expecting, like, by the aggression on this kid's face, and by the way he whipped around, that this kid was going to be like, watch where you're going, bro, or he's going to be like, you want to fight, bro? Or I don't know, something like that. But instead, the kid growls at him, like, freaking growls like an animal. |
| 1:27.9 | And all of a sudden, like, Sammy's just so taken aback, he's like, what? |
| 1:32.5 | And the kid is, like, growling at him and staring at him and then turns around and runs away. |
| 1:38.5 | He doesn't walk away. |
| 1:39.9 | I emphasis on running away. |
| 1:42.0 | So Sammy is so confused, but honestly doesn't think much of it because he's like, |
| 1:46.9 | okay, yeah, sure, it's one weird kid who turned around and growled at me when I bumped |
| 1:52.5 | into him. |
| 1:53.2 | Who cares? |
| 1:54.2 | It's really not a big deal. |
| 1:56.3 | But sure enough, right, Sammy keeps going, and he goes to class, and life is totally |
| 2:00.8 | normal. Things are totally normal. And honestly, Sammy keeps going, and he goes to class and life is totally normal. |
| 2:01.2 | Things are totally normal. |
| 2:02.7 | And honestly, Sammy doesn't even think about, you know, what just happened earlier in the day. |
| 2:07.3 | He just thinks about, like, the class, he's just going day to day. |
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