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The Cringiest Kid In The Entire School (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 β€’ 632 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 27 May 2024

⏱️ 235 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about The Cringiest Kid In The Entire School Listen to my stories on Spotify: πŸ‘‡ https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0

Today we get a story time of this emo kid who thinks that he's like legitimately a god, like he

0:05.9

is godlike powers and can put spells on people, and the people must cower and fear before him

0:12.0

and do exactly what he says because he thinks he's legitimately a god. I'm not even kidding,

0:17.3

strap in, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber who sent

0:21.1

him this story. Let's call him Drew. So this all happened one day when Drew and his mom decided

0:26.0

to get dinner with his cousin and his cousin's mom, because it had been a long time since

0:31.5

Drew and his mom had seen his cousin's mom. And at this point, right, you know, they just want to

0:36.3

have a little bit of a reunion.

0:38.0

It had actually been so long that it's probably been about three to four years since Drew has

0:43.1

seen his cousin. And, you know, while they're driving over there, because they're driving to

0:46.4

some kind of like local restaurant or whatever, because Drew's cousin and his Drew's cousin's mom

0:50.9

were happened to be in the area for some reason. Drew's mom was like, hey, Drew, by the way, I just want to let you know that your cousin, he's going through a little

0:58.8

bit of a phase. And, you know, Drew's like, what do you mean? And she's like, oh, he's kind of

1:03.3

going through like a little emo phase right now. So be nice to him. He's kind of, he's being extra emotional nowadays. By the way, I've seen a lot of people

1:11.6

in my comments say that they kind of dress emo or whatever. Dude, I literally don't care, do what you

1:16.1

want to do. Like, you got my love and respect either way. As long as you don't act like this kid,

1:21.8

then we're cool. But anyways, right, his mom's like, yeah, he's kind of going through a bit of an emo phase right now. And Drew was like, all right, like, that's cool, whatever. I'll, like, not be mean to him about that.

1:31.6

And, yeah, well, Drew's mom did not say that he was also going through his Greek God arc or whatever, dude.

1:37.7

Like, it's the funniest thing ever. But anyways, so they sit down and Drew and his mom are looking in and Drew sees Drew's cousin's mom and she's like,

1:44.8

oh my God, how's it going?

1:46.5

Wait, Drew's cousin's mom would be his, Drew's mom's sister.

1:51.0

Okay, that's much easier.

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