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Connor Pugs

the cringiest gen alpha emo kid 😭

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 β€’ 632 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Connor pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest gen alpha emo kid 😭 this gen alpha kid is also an emo kid and this storytime is so funny and hilarious. Try not to laugh at this emo kid storytime! Submit your email here to stay updated! πŸ‘‡ https://forms.gle/eyZ3AGLGDrTDBWTR6 Listen to my stories on Spotify: πŸ‘‡ https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs

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0:00.0

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0:30.3

Today we get a story of probably the cringiest emo kid and when I say the cringiest, I mean the cringiest emo kid of all time. Leave a likely

0:38.5

video to claim your free nothing and let's call today's subscriber. Let's call him Daniel. So

0:43.1

anyways, right, one day Daniel was in the mall with his friends. And Daniel and his friends

0:47.6

decide that they want to go into Zumi's, which is a, it's a store that has a lot of like skater type clothes.

0:58.4

They also, like, I used to go in there a little bit, even though I was never kind of like a skater kid.

1:01.4

I just like the shirts with the cats with the middle fingers in them.

1:03.2

I always thought those shirts were pretty funny.

1:07.7

And honestly, I probably rock one of those today if I still had some of those shirts with me.

1:15.3

But anyways, right, Daniel and his friends, you know, they decide to go into the store and they're kind of just looking around, browsing the t-shirts, looking if there's anything they want to buy. And Daniel kind of goes towards the back of the store, and towards

1:19.8

the back of the store is where there's a bunch of skateboards or whatever, and there's these

1:23.5

two kids and they're like long, dark hair, like uh i don't know a lot of like black

1:29.5

eye shadow and makeup all black clothing kind of like dripped out with like skull chains whatever

1:36.4

dude just like kind of looking like this guy so anyways right daniel doesn't like think anything

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