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The craziest online food delivery encounters.

It's not delivery. It's crazy.

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I dropped off porta-potties for a while.

I pulled up to some farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere.

It was early morning and still dark.

I knocked on the door in the unlit entry and a chubby little toddler answered the door,

rubbing his eyes.

I said, hey, little fella, can you get your dad? He responded in a grown man voice. I'm an effing, oh, I can't say that word. I'm an effing short person, jackbutt. What's the correct term? Little person? Little person, there we go. Give me the dang bill and drop off the crap.

Can you imagine?

I was going to be like this guy, this is not a child.

This is a full grown man. Yeah, that's... Honestly, that's a compliment. Crazy. That's a compliment. But we got another story from Nightcore Forever who says the delivery instructions were to beat on the door like you're the cops and then

roar like a T-Rex to scare

my kids. Dinosaur! I did

this but a small, extremely confused to beat on the door like you're the cops, and then roar like a T-Rex to scare my kids.

Dinosaur.

I did this, but a small, extremely confused lady answered the door.

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