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I know I never tried to murder me because I'm too fat.

There's a murderer bussey.

No, not even that. I always do the screen dance. I never touched by the priest as a boy.

Right. Because I was too fat. Never molested by a family member. Never.

You don't want to be molested by a family member. No, but I would like to be considered.

Alright, we're here. It's out and about. It's Wednesday.

And I have just murdered Dana Beers on the most dangerous game show.

I orchestrated the hit of the century and got him out first.

But jokes on me because Dana Be is married. He's engaged.

Engaged. Kaley. Have you met her as a wife?

Yes, you've gone out like ten times. Do you love her?

Yes, she loves me. She's actually a fan of mine before I met her.

Really? Mm-hmm. Is that true?

It's true and she's lovely. It's well good for Dana.

And I'm going to venture to the wedding. I don't know why we opened the show with that.

It seems like a weird thing to open the show with Dana getting married.

But congratulations to Dana.

Well, something worse is going to happen before this talk ends.

Sandra mistakenly gave me real dairy in my company.

Oh, I can't eat real fucking dairy.

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